Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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