after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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