Do vagina's smell?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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