But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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