covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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