ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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