Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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