No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He did a backflip because drugs
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