I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
you didnt know i had herpes?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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