her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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