new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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