He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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