So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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