I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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