I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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