is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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