their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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