Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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