Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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