She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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