Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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