I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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