So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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