I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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