I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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