You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Randomize
