we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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