I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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