I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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