glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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