It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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