: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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