It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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