3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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