So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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