no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Randomize
