The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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