Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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