I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
