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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???

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(435): View more from Utah

I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began

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(517): View more from Michigan

the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?

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(334): View more from Alabama

So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.

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(727): View more from Florida

would you eat cereal with weed in it

(1-727): View more from Florida

who is this???

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