He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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