Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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