Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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