Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He has the fingertips of a God
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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