Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We have started to decorate penises.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
