This girl is more easily done than said...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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