Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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