i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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