Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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