u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
i think we sleep fucked last night...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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