This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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