do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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