plz talk dirty to me
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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