Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he shaved USA in his pubs
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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