Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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