but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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